Relationship Jokes

The Ten Commandments of Relationships

I. I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others
before me.

II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor
badmouth me behind my back.

III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else.

IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too damn weird.

V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and
making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.

VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even
THINK about it if thou knowest what's good for thee.

VII. Thou shalt not steal from my wallet/purse while I am in
thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards, nor make
long-distance calls from my telephone.

VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our
friends.

IX. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy
neighbor's house.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Squeeze, nor son or
daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW.