Relationship Jokes

I Want a Divorce

This guy called up his lawyer to tell him he was filing for
divorce, and the lawyer inquired as to the grounds for the
suit.

"I've got grounds, all right," sputtered the irate husband.
"Can you believe my wife told me I'm a lousy
lover?"

"That's why you're suing?" pursued his lawyer.

"Of course not. I'm suing because she knows the difference."