Relationship Jokes

Family is Family - Money is Money

Chad nervously approached his girlfriend's father and said
"Excuse me, Mr. Scott, but there was something I wanted to
ask you."

"Well, of course, young man!" the proud father replied. "You
have my full blessing. My daughter's happiness is all I
want."

"Blessing, sir?" Chad stammered.

"Yes, of course. You want to marry my daughter, right?" Mr.
Scott said.

"Uh, no sir, that's not it." said Chad. "Actually, my car
payment is due,
and I'm a little short until payday, and I wanted to know if
I could borrow
fifty dollars until Friday."

"Heck no!" yelled Mr. Scott. "I hardly know you."