Relationship Jokes

Genetics Explained

After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went
to see the
obstetrician.

"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a
little upset
because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be
mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife
both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red
hair to the
gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure
Oriental."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do
you have
sex?"

The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for
the past
year. We only made love once or twice a month."

"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just
rust."