Relationship Jokes

The Pros and Cons of Dating a Vampire

Pro

Long relationships Allowed to stay out late Easy weight loss
Centuries of experience Immune to all venereal diseases
Always has amazing stamina Loves neck nibbling Rarely
interested in arguing religion Never comes home with garlic
breath Don't have to worry about what color of clothes to
wear.

Con

Spend your time in a hypnotic daze Parents can be hell You
always feel tired (loss of blood) Oral sex can be lethal
Always has cold feet (and blood) Never able to spend the day
in bed Pet names that give you chills Strange friends Giggles
at funerals Hard to win an argument No romantic sunsets May
forget own strength during orgasm