Relationship Jokes

Being Married to a Blind Man

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being
out late the
night before.

The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when
I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into
trouble."

The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife
was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started
swearing at me and giving me hell for being out so late."

The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"

The second man replied, "I turned out the light."