Relationship Jokes

Inviting the Mother in Law

Mrs. Jones was reading a letter at breakfast. Suddenly she
looked up suspiciously at her husband.

"Henry," she said, "I've just received a letter from mother
saying she isn't accepting our invitation to come and stay,
as we do not appear to want her. What does she mean by that?
I told you to write and say that she was to come at her own
convenience. You did write, didn't you?"

"Er, yes, I did," said the husband. "But I couldn't spell
'convenience', so I made it 'risk'."