Relationship Jokes

Your Mother Insulted Me

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her
husband. "I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother
insulted me."

"My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles
away."

"I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened
it."

He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come
in?"

"In the postscript," she answered. "It said: 'Dear Alice,
don't forget to give this letter to George.'