Relationship Jokes

To Be Ten Again

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your
birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and
early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every
ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the
Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her
head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big
Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake.

Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn, cola and
sweets.

At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed
into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it
like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress
size."