Relationship Jokes

Covering It Up

Having gone to his secretary's apartment, Mr. Biggs was
astonished to wake up and find that it was three in the
morning. "My God!" he shouted, "My wife is going to kill
me!"

Unsure of how he would explain it, he ran to the nearest pay
phone and called his wife. "Honey!" he began, "Don't pay the
ransom. I escaped!"