Relationship Jokes

A Little Squeeze

Henry and his over-developed wife were sitting in the stands
waiting for the football game to begin. A friend
walked over, said, "Hello Henry," gave Henry's wife's breast
a little squeeze and walked away.

A few minutes later another guy walked over, said, "Hello
Henry," then, he too, fondled his wife's breasts and walked
on.

This strange sequence of events went on for some time.

Finally a man sitting next to Henry spoke up, "Listen pal,
It's none of my business, but isn't it a little odd that at
least twelve guys came by, said hello to you then grabbed
your wife by the breast? What's the story?"

Henry looked at him and moaned, " What can I do? If I leave
her at home, she sleeps with everybody!"