Relationship Jokes

The Nightmare Isn't Over

One night a guy got really wasted. In the morning, he rolled
over and sleeping peacefully beside him was the ugliest girl
he'd ever seen.

Very quietly, he slipped his arm out from under her, got up,
and dressed as
fast as he could. He put a twenty-dollar bill on the bureau
and started to
tip-toe out.

Just then he felt a tug on his pant leg. Looking down, he
saw a girl just
as ugly as the one in the bed.

She looked up at him, smiled a toothless smile, and asked,
"What? Nothing for the bridesmaid?"