Relationship Jokes

I Bought Something for the House

The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was
fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about
3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood
at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as a
skunk, trying to navigate the stairs.

"Do you realize what time it is?" she asked.

He answered, "Don't get excited. I'm late because I bought
something for the house."

Immediately her attitude changed, and as she ran down the
stairs to meet him halfway, she asked, "What did you buy for
the house,
dear?"

His answer was, "A round of drinks!"