Relationship Jokes

Mercedes for $150.

A woman was looking for a used car to buy and saw an ad in
the classifieds. It read: Brand new 1995 Mercedes Benz, slate
blue, loaded with options. Will sell for $150.00.

She was astonished and decided to call the seller and check
it out. The woman selling the car was glad to show it to her
and, to her surprise, the car was in perfect condition.

She asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling
this car so cheaply?"

"Well," she said, "it's my husband's car actually, and he
recently ran off with his young secretary. I got a telegram
from him last week that read: 'In Miami. Need money. Sell
car.'"