Relationship Jokes

Anniversary

On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to
dinner. Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert
waiting for them when they returned. After returning home,
the couple saw that the dining room table was beautifully set
with china, crystal and candles. There was a note that read:
"Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with
friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!"

"I suppose," the husband responded, "we could vacuum . . ."