Relationship Jokes

Breaking Off the Engagement

Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee
that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry
another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman
asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke."

"Well, then, is it sex?"

"Nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"...Sue me for child support."