Relationship Jokes

Dating in College

1. In an imaginary world a kiss would signify the end of
sexual tension and the beginning of a relationship. In
college, it means somebody is horny.

2. In an imaginary world, "I really like spending time with
you," and "You're cool," mean I REALLY like spending time
with you and you ARE cool.
In college, it means "will you have sex with me?"

3. In an imaginary world, holding hands is the first sign of
true love.
In college it means someone is too drunk to stand on their
own.

4. In an imaginary world the guy buys dinner and a movie and
kisses you goodnight at your front door.
In college, there is no such thing as a dinner and a movie
and at the end of a date, most guys want a hell of lot more
that a kiss goodnight.

5. In an imaginary world, men aren't afraid to admit their
feelings.
In college, if you ask them what they want or why they
kissed you they respond, "Why do you think?" Refer to number
one for definition.

6. In an imaginary world, sleepovers are sleepovers. Just
that.
In college it's an orgy or pretty close to it.

7. In an imaginary world the guy might call you the day
after.
In college, you're lucky if he acknowledges your presence
when you walk by . . . or if he does call back, refer to
number one again, for the reason.

8. In an imaginary world even gorgeous guys are nice.
In college, cute guys are asses, unattractive men are
desparate, and nice guys finish last.

9. In an imaginary world, sex is sacred and special.
In college, it happens every night between drunk strangers,
who don't even know each others names.

10. In an imaginary world, men have only one girl, chickie,
babe, woman.
In college, you ARE the only one, except for, Jodi, Jean,
Alisha, Sara, Laura, Liz, Christy, Carrie, Jen, Mary, Katie,
Jocelyn, Lynda, Alyssa,
Jessica, Cory, Rachel, Heather . . .