Relationship Jokes

Out to the Garage

Roger was fed up with his wife, so he packed up his stuff
and moved into the garage. Although he couple seldom spoke,
he continued to mow the lawn, take out the garbage and fix
the car, while she cooked the meals, vacuumed and did the
laundry.

Months later, Roger met his friend Don for drinks. "Things
don't seem to be working out any better," Don remarked. "Why
don't you just move out?"

"Well, if you really want to know the truth," Roger
explained, "she makes such a damn good neighbor."