Relationship Jokes

Polygamy in Heaven

A woman heard her husband praying loud one night. Among many
things he asked for, one of the things was like,"O God,
please let me enjoy the company of 500 beautiful female
angels in Heaven when I die".

The woman got very irate at the prayer and responded praying
for the company of 500 male angels in Heaven upon her
death."

They both died.

When the wife met the husband again in Heaven, she asked how
things were in Hevean. The husband said, "Just super. Now's
I've got 500 female angels. They are just georgeous. I'am
having the best time a man could possibly ask for". And then
he asked, "How about you with your male angels and all?"

After taking a breath, she said,"So terrible. I don't even
have time to pee with these 500 jerks."