Relationship Jokes

Cards for the Ex

A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines'
cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays
for hundreds of cards
astounded him. He muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have
anything for ex-wives."

The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes sir, they do
have an 'ex' category, but they're in Sporting Goods."

"Really?"

"Yes sir. They're called darts."