Religion Jokes

Bible Verses

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to
visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one
house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came
to the door even after he had knocked several times.

Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back
"Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.

The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his
card in the collection plate. Below his message was notation
"Genesis 3:10".

Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will
come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the
garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."