Religion Jokes
A Illinois man who left the snowballed streets of Chicago
for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip
and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he
reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick
e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written
her e-mail address, he did his best to type it
in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his
note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife,
whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the
grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor
dead.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this
note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. Your Loving Husband.
P.S.: Sure is hot down here.