Religion Jokes

Priests on Vacation

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided
that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing
anything that would identify
them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and
bought some really outrageous shorts and Aloha shirts,
sandals, sunglasses, etc. The
next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their
"tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying
MaiTais, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead
gorgeous redhead in a tiny bikini came walking straight
toward them. They couldn't help but stare and when she
passed them she turned to them, smiled and said, "Good
morning Father Murphy. Good Morning Father O'Toole," nodding
and addressing each of them individually, then
passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize
them as priests?

The next day they went back to the store, bought even more
outrageous outfits. These outfits were so loud, you could
hear them before you even saw
them. Again, they settled on the beach in their chairs to
enjoy the sunshine, etc.

After a while, the same gorgeous redhead, wearing a string
bikini this time, came walking toward them again. (They were
glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to
pop out of their heads). Again, she approached them and
greeted them individually, "Good Morning Father Murphy. Good
Morning Father O'Toole," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a
minute young lady. Yes we are priests, and proud of it, but
I have to know, how in the world did
YOU know?"

"Oh Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Kathryn!"