Religion Jokes

River of God

A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With
great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the
world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the
wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in
the world, I'd
take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he
then sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a
smile, "For our
closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the
River'."