Religion Jokes

The Flood

One day there was this preacher and he was having his usual
sermon when all of a sudden it started raining, really,
really, hard!!!! After about 1 full hour of complete non-stop
rain, they started making evacuations because the whole
church was flooding, but the preacher just stood there in the
ankle-deep water.

A guy in a car came up to him and said. "Preacher,Preacher
you better get in here before you drown!"

But the preacher just replied "Don't worry God will save
me."

The man then said "Whatever!" and drove away.

The water was now knee-deep and a guy in a raft came over to
the Preacher and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get in
here before you drown!"

Despite the second warning the Preacher just stood there and
replied "Don't worry God will save me."

The man then said "Whatever!!" and rowed away in the orange
raft.

The water was now waist-deep and a guy in a power boat came
to the Preacher and said "Preacher,Preacher you better get in
here before you drown!"

Despite the third warning the Preacher just stood there and
replied "Don't worry God will save me."

With that the man said "Whatever!" and jetted away in the
power boat.

The water was now neck-deep and a guy in a helicopter came
and said "Preacher, Preacher you better get your butt in here
before you drown!!"

The man still just stood there and replied "Don't worry God
will save me." And with that the man said "Whatever" and flew
away.

The water then got so deep that the Preacher was sucked
under and died. When he opened his eyes he noticed that he
was in heaven. He then saw God and asked "God! Why didn't you
save me from that horrible flood?!?"

God then replied, " I sent you a car,a raft,a power boat,
and a helicopter!!! What else do you want from me?"