Religion Jokes

One Good Deed

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be
admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book to
see if the guy is worthy.
St. Peter goes through the Book several times, furrows his
brow and says to the guy, 'You know, I can't see that you
ever did anything really bad in your life, but you never did
anything really good either. If you can point to even one
REALLY GOOD DEED-- you're in.'

The guy thinks for a moment and says, 'Yeah, there was this
one time when I was driving down the highway and saw a giant
group of Biker Gang
Rapists assaulting this poor girl. I slowed down my car to
see what was going on and sure enough, there they were, about
50 of 'em ripping the
clothes off this terrified young woman.
Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of
my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang, a Huge Guy
with a studded leather
jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. As I
walked up to the leader, the Biker Gang Rapists formed a
circle around me. So, I ripped the leader's chain off his
face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Layed
him out. Then I turned and yelled at the rest of them, 'Leave
this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a
bunch of sick, deranged animals! Go home before I teach you
all a lesson in pain!'

St. Peter, impressed, says, 'Really? When did this happen?'

'Oh, about two minutes ago.'