Religion Jokes

The Helpful Priest

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices
a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across
the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell
is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest
moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across
the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing
his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives
the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child's
level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now
what, my little man?"

To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"