Religion Jokes

God and Eve's Conversation

GOD AND EVE SPEAK

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord,
I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that
hilarious comedy snake,  but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely.  And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.  I shall create
a man for you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive
tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathise or
listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard
time.  But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than
you.  He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball
about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether
bad in the sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"Yeah, well.  He's better than a poke in the eye with a
burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."