Religion Jokes

Dear Pastor

Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my
sister.
Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson
has been a
good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete.
Age 9,
Phoenix

Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he
gives us a
sermon about something. Robert, Page 11, Anderson

Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the
plate, but my
father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you
have a sermon
about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty. Age 10, New
Haven

Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play
bingo at
church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly,
Annette. Age 9,
Albany

Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I
know my
brother won't be there. Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your
church if you
moved it to Disneyland. Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good
health is more
important than money but I still want a raise in my
allowance.
Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am
flying to
California tomorrow. Laurie. Age 10, New York City

Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven some day but later than
sooner.
Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens

Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team.
We need
God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander. Age
10, Raleigh

Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten
Commandments. But I
don't think I want to because we have enough rules already
in my
house. Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
Sincerely,
Christopher. Age 9, Titusville

Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there
may be one in
my class. Carla. Age 10, Salina

Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when
it was
finished. Ralph, Age 11, Akron

Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad
people? Do
you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
Sincerely,
Marie. Age 9, Lewiston