Religion Jokes

Where is Jesus?

One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the kids
where Jesus lives. The teacher picked on one of the kids.

"Jesus lives in my heart."

"Very good." said the teacher.

She picks on another kid who replies, "Jesus lives in
Heaven."

Very good said the teacher.

Little Johnny is in the back just waving his hand to be
called on. The teacher didn't want to call on little Johnny
but finally did.

"Jesus lives in the bathroom."

After a moment, the teacher asked why he lived in the
bathroom.

"Every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom
door and asks Jesus Christ are you still in there?"