Religion Jokes

Sick in Church

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill.

"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No," her mother replied.

"Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the
church and then behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her
seat.

"Were you sick?" her mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the
church and returned
so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a
box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.'"