Religion Jokes

Adam, Eve and Little Johnny

In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created
everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed
especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out
of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as
though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think
I'm going to have a wife."