Religion Jokes

One Reason Not to Go To Synagogue

A pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly
stopped going to synagogue.

Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of
faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him
in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all
these years we don't see you at services anymore?"

The old man lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he
whispered. "When
I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then
I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So, I figured that God is
very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to
remind Him!"