Religion Jokes

Priest's Collar

A priest was walking along the corridor of the parochial
school near the preschool wing when a group of little ones
were trotting by on the way to the cafeteria. One little lad
of about three or four stopped and looked at him in his
clerical clothes and asked, "Why do you dress funny?"

He told him he was a priest and this is the uniform priests
wear.

Then the boy pointed to the priest's plastic collar tab and
asked, "Do you have an owie?"

The priest was perplexed till he realized that to him the
collar tab looked like a band aid. So the priest took it out
and handed it to the boy to show him. On the back of the tab
are raised letters giving the name of the manufacturer.

The little guy felt the letters, and the priest asked, "Do
you know what those words say?"

"Yes I do," said the lad who was not old enough to read.
Peering intently at the letters he said, "Kills ticks and
fleas up to six months!"