Religion Jokes

A Nun's First Confession

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the
priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells
her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the
confessional.

She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."

The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious, Sister
Bernadette. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do
five cartwheels on your way to the altar."