Religion Jokes

Nuns in Transylvania

Two nuns are on vacation in Transylvania. Despite all the
warnings to the contrary, they've stayed out after dark. Sure
enough, as they're driving along, a vampire flies out of the
night and lands on their windshield, hissing and baring his
horrible bloody fangs.

"Dear Lord! What shall we do?" cries the first nun.

"Turn on the windshield wipers. Maybe that will break his
grip," answers the
second nun.

No luck. Now the vampire is wet and angry. He claws at the
windshield.

"Now what shall we do?" yells the first nun, getting even
more scared.

"Weave the car back and forth. Maybe he'll fall off," says
the second nun.

No luck. The vampire is beating on the glass now, and it's
starting to crack.

"NOW WHAT!?!?!" cries the first nun.

The second nun tries to remember how to get rid of vampires.
She has a sudden flash of insight. "Show him your cross!" she
yells, triumphantly.

The second nun sticks her head out the window and yells,
"Get off my car, you foul little vampire before I smack you
with a ruler!"