Religion Jokes

Rosary and Two Martinis

A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of
Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the
priest a visit to see how he was doing.

The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he
didn't think that he could have made it without his Rosary
and two martinis each day.

With that the priest said to the Bishop, "Would you like to
have a martini with me?"

The Bishop said, "Yes, that would be nice."

The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen,
"Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"