Religion Jokes

Funerals

A priest, a Buddhist and a rabbi are discussing what each
would like to be said at their funeral.

The priest said that he would like someone to say, "There is
a man who followed the path of Jesus."

The buddist said that he would like someone to say, "There
is a man who strived for enlightenment."

The rabbi said that he would like somone to say, "LOOK! He's
moving!"