Religion Jokes
The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me,
Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I
gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I
am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said,
"My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a
mistake."