Blonde Jokes

The Camping Trip

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her
husband, the Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to
take over for him one weekend. So, she got everyone together
and assigned different duties to each scout.

Gabby was responsible for the food and supplies.

Mike would be the cook this trip.

Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time
schedule.

Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into
Johnnie's schedule.

And Sally, would test all their equipment before setting
out.

Well, they arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was
excited. They arrived right on schedule, and were getting
ready for their first event; hiking up the mountain. But
first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally asked
Mike if he would prepare the meal and of course, Mike said he
would.

About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't
make the supper because I can't light a fire with the matches
you brought."

Sally replied, "I can't understand that. Those matches
should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we
left."