Religion Jokes

Rabbi on Vacation

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of
service by
sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.

When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on
the bed.

He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is
your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with
you."

The girl gets up and start to get dressed. He says, "Where
are you going? I'm not angry at you."