Religion Jokes

Forgive Me . . . Holy Water

There were three boys that went into confession to tell
their bad deeds.

The first one entered and said, "Father, please forgive me
for I have cursed at my parents."

And the priest replied, "Say 3 Hail Mary and drink of the
Holy Water."

The next boy entered, and said, "Father, please forgive me
for I cheated on my math test yersterday."

And the priest replied, "Say 6 Hail Mary and drink of the
Holy Water."

The last little boy entered and said, "Father, please
forgive me for I have peed in the Holy water."