Religion Jokes

God Visits Earth

With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a
visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar
and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me
enough to give me $50," he said, "I will grant you eternal
life."

"Sorry, I'm an atheist," the fellow replied, "and have never
believed in God."

God walked up to another man and made the same offer.

"Well, I'm an agnostic and not really sure if I believe in
you or not," the guy said, "but here's 50 bucks, just in
case."

As the Lord turned away, a third man ran up to him. "I'm Pat
Robertson and don't really care if you're God or not," he
said excitedly. "Just teach me the trick you did with the
agnostic and I'll give you $100."