Religion Jokes

The Second Flood

God appears to the people of the world and says that he will
in three days flood the earth again.

Soon afterwards the Pope appears on world-wide television
and sends all Catholics the message that they must pray and
ask for forgiveness of their sins so they may go to heaven.

Next a Protestant representative urges all Protestants to
clean up all of their business and put their affairs right in
preparation for the end of the world.

Finally their appears a Jewish leader who looks out at the
world television audience and says "Jews of the world . . .
You have only three days to learn to live underwater!