Religion Jokes

The Top 15 Christian Coalition-Approved Nicknames for Breasts

15. Democrat Catchers
14. NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)
13. Pastor Baiters
12. Mounds of Shame
11. Heavenly Canteens
10. Pearly Weights
9. Hooteronomies
8. Pizza Pizza
7. Sweater Undulations
6. The Daughters of Lactiticus
5. Racks of lambs of God
4. Communion Woofers
3. First and Second Mammalonians
2. Pamela 36:D

and the Number 1 Christian Coalition-Approved Nickname for
Breasts...

1. Beelzeboobs