Religion Jokes

Walking on Water

Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing when Jesus
says, "I want to perform a miracle so it will feel like the
good old days."

Moses says, "Yeah, sure."

So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on water, that
was always a good one."

So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the
water and sinks like a stone. Moses drags him back into the
boat and revives him.

Moses says, "What's the problem?"

Jesus replies, "I don't know, but it could be these holes in
my feet!"