Religion Jokes

Deserted Island

Two men were deserted on an island. One man was pacing back
and forth, back and forth. He was crying. "We're never
getting off this island!! All my relatives are gonna blow all
my money that I've worked so hard for. I'm a millionare ya
know!"

The other man just sat there and looked at the man and said,
"Yes, I'm a millionare too."

The man that was pacing just stared then finally asked,
"You're not scared that your family's gonna blow it all, and
that we're gonna die on this island?"

The man responded, "No, I'm not gonna die on this island.
You see, I go to church, and my pastor's gonna find me!"