Sports Jokes

Fishing Trip

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The
husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife
preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after
several hours of
fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to
take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she
rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is
this guy blind or what?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take
you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I will charge you with rape," snaps the
irate woman.

"I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."