Sports Jokes

Teaching Wife to Golf

"Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?"

"You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't
sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped
around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember."

"Well, I was teaching my wife golf and of course, I won
every hole. But on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit
right to the green, and we both putted right to the pin. When
I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but the
other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it was,
so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spaulding in
there, and I said, 'Looks like your hole, dear.'"

"That was the last thing I remember."