Sports Jokes

Toughest Golf Shot

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an
eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance,
figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner
nuts. Finally his
exasperated partner says, "What'staking so long? Hit the
blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the
clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here!"